Billy Joe Johnson, an
avid hunter and fisherman, decorates his houseboat with dead
animals.
Galleries of antlers, assorted skulls and other bones adorn the
outside.
Inside, two snapping turtle shells bigger than dinner platters
hang over a sofa. A mounted boar's head keeps watch from the
opposite wall.
A photo album sits on a coffee table near the sofa. Johnson opens
it and points to a picture of him straddling the back of an enormous
snapping turtle. The monster is craning its neck and stretching its
jaws, ready to take off some fingers, or an arm.
"I rode him for a week before I slaughtered him and ate him,"
Johnson said.
Johnson, 63, retired to his houseboat on the Pascagoula River
nine years ago.
"I told my wife I was going to the houseboat and she could come
with me if she wanted," he said.
When he isn't hunting, fishing or sleeping, Johnson spends much
of his time preparing his quarry for the dinner table. He grinds his
own sausages. A freezer on the houseboat contains butchered meats.
He cans a lot of meat "in case a hurricane hits."
Friends and family often stop by for a meal.
"It ain't nothing for me to feed 40 people in a week," he
said.
Johnson served fried catfish, hush puppies and lima beans in
gravy to a group of buddies on a mild afternoon in September.
The men sat on the beat-up, comfortable couches on the deck
eating and watching the river pass by.
A former maintenance technician at the Rohm and Haas chemical
plant, Johnson has rigged his houseboat with several contraptions,
including an irrigation system that pumps river water to his small
vegetable garden on the boat's deck.
He also built a motorized system to carry sewage up the steep
bank to a septic tank. Many houseboats on the river lack proper
septic systems and dump raw waste into the water.
He said life on the houseboat is not complicated.
"You have three decisions to make every morning: Do I go up the
river, down the river or do I stay in bed?" he said. "If it's
raining, I stay in
bed."